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horseproblems) wrote2015-08-13 05:09 am
horseproblems) wrote2015-08-13 05:09 am
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WBJAH- Maurice Hutch
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Maurice is just a regular dude. He loves tv, beer, working on cars, and rock music. He just happens to be attached to a horse from the waist down. It's as weird for him as it is for you, trust me.
Name: Maurice Zachary Hutch
Age: 26
Sex: Male
Species: "Sagittarian"
Build: Maurice is a chunky dude who would have stood 5'10" if he had people legs. But he doesn't. His horse body belongs to a stocky Icelandic Pony clocking in at 14hh at the withers which puts his noggin somewhere around six feet. His hooves are big.
Coat: Pinto
Clothing: Maurice really wants to look like he belongs to a biker gang that drove through a metal concert.
Additional Art: art tag
APPLICATION | CR CHART | THREAD TRACKER
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THE HERD
Sideswipe is the first being Maurice spoke to aboard the Funzone. They proceeded to immediately get shitfaced. He has no idea that Sideswipe's just a kid but he is SUPER pumped to be buddies with a real live Transformer who knows the real actual Bumblebee.
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SPACE. WIZARD. Maurice doesn't know much about this guy but he seems friendly and can do magic so that's cool. Also he somehow PLUNGED THROUGH THE FUNZONE'S MANY MANY LEVELS AND SURVIVED. May be related to David Bowie.
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Maurice is not sure what to think of this guy. While he DID electrocute Maurice the first time they met, he doesn't think he's outright evil. Even if he is a spider. Spiders. A bunch of spiders??? Maurice is having a hard time mentally separating Righty from the rest of Chop Shop.
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The rest of Righty. FUCK THIS GUY.
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A nice old doctor man. Something about him makes Maurice sad.
ACTIVITY TRACKER
________________JUNE 2015
Maurice makes his grand entrance and introduces a robot minor to the joys of alcohol.
Maurice makes his first [network] post.
-Roller
-Shockwave
-Drift
STAR MAN!!!!
________________JULY 2015
Nothing about this spider is itsy or bitsy jfc.
a dinosaur.
________________AUGUST 2015
NOT ALL PONIES.
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SPIDERS
Maurice and Sideswipe play human carnival games.
Maurice meets Shark Boy.
SEX ED 4 ROBOTS
A walk on the beach with yr favorite spider.
HELPING.
Even MAURICE thinks this is a bad idea.
WBJaH APP
Who invited/approved your invitation? RED. blame her.
Character Name: Maurice Hutch
Canon: Original Character (Maison de Portes CRAU)
Character Journal:
Character Summary: Maurice is an average guy from Texas 2008 with some of the most shit luck you've ever seen. He loves rock music, crappy monster movies, the 80's, and fixing cars. Maurice is basically a marshmallow peep of a human being that looks like a big scary biker with his wild hair, beer gut, and spiky boots. But after so many years of alcohol abuse, failing to meet his family's expectations and, oh, getting turned into a fucking vampire*, anybody would get a little gloomy and rough around the edges. Since the vampire incident, he's been trying to stay on the resident group of bloodsuckers' good side while evading the one stake-wielding h8er in town who currently has their number.
*I was informed I could have him become a (living) centaur via teleporter malfunction/some other shenanigan upon arrival for no other reason than my own twisted enjoyment.
Canon Point: He has been having undead adventures for a little under a year back home, but has been in Maison de Portes for FOUR years. Lots of Horror Game stuff happened.
How Are They Arriving?: Teleporter
On a Scale From 1 - 10 How Much Fun Does Your Character Like to Have?: 10? WHO DOESN'T LOVE FUN? Shit's been awful for him. He could use some fun!